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[22 Dec 2003|08:57am] |
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::carves another notch into the wall of the cave::
This is intolerable!
::kicks up the dirt::
Was there no contingency plan to cover this eventuality? Are we to rot here for the next thousand Christmases playing tic tac toe in the dirt while our Tau'ri slaves exchange presents and drink apple cider?
::kicks up the dirt in the middle of Seth and Zipacna's tic tac toe game::
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[15 Apr 2003|11:17am] |
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lord_apophis sickens me with his futile attempts to win my approval of his incestuous relationship with my mother. My patience will only last so long before I am forced to shove his flowers down his throat and his fishing pole up his ass.
I must admit that this experience has been a defining period in my life where my perceptions, understanding, and beliefs have changed in a truly profound manner, and I owe it all to Pinky. Since the arrival of my new pink friend, I've experienced a dramatic decrease in tension and a significant elevation in mood. Watching Pinky devour a stack of chocolates or pink marshmallow peeps is far more effective at lowering my blood pressure than the more traditional methods of mass torture and genocide.
...Pinky? Who are your three new friends?
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